grunt gamble

When you place a bet on whether you have gas or need to take a shit.

Each time on the shitter is a grunt gamble when you get to be my age!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Grunt Nugget

Another term for feces. A dump. However, grunt nuggets are often of a small, multiple round variety.

Wow braaaahhhh. My ass hole is sore. I just birthed a dozen grunt nuggets. I need to get hydrated more.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

Grizzle Grunts

Are the crumbs left over from baking a pie in someone's pussy and/or ass.

Is also the king of World of Warcraft.

Damn those were some good grizzle grunts out of ron and jimmy's ass.

Omg über pwnage I met king grizzle grunts from WoW

by Antone_shackleten February 24, 2009

Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.

I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Grunt Fruit

Shit aka turds. Feces/Defecation.

I'll be right back. Need to replenish the bowl full of grunt fruit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Runny grunts

Runny shit, diarrhea, watery poop.

Goddddd, I was taking a shit dude and it was sooo watery and runny and I was grunting really loud as the watery poo came flying out my asshole.

So this afternoon I went to the bathroom. I had to shit so bad that I couldnt hold it prior. The second I pulled my pants down runny grunts went flying all over the back of the toilet seat. It was nasty!

by Bobby Knobi May 28, 2010