the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
by SlowPoke33 September 09, 2009
Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.
by uncle big dik August 16, 2010
man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.
by Wolfeppt1 August 04, 2006
Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!
Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!
Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!
by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009
Grumpy Cat is a cat who always has a sarcastic or negative comment on something.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.
by purple237 March 31, 2016
The act of shoving a crayola marker into the genitalia of any chosen gender, and there’s only two you got a dick or a clit, then viciously pulling up and down on the chosen marker.
by MrButtFuckerTucker November 01, 2017