scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

Grumpy Oyster

Another term or name for a vagina. This only applies if the woman’s vagina is shaved, and the folds or flaps (roast beef curtain) are protruding outwards.

I was soaked last night, this chicks grumpy oyster slobbered all over me.

by uncle big dik August 15, 2010

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

Grumpy Cat

Grumpy Cat is a cat who always has a sarcastic or negative comment on something.
He is also the meme lord.
All hail Grumpy Cat.

Im having such a nice day!
Grumpy Cat: No.

by purple237 June 30, 2016

Grumpy Muffin

When you and your loved one want to make sexy time and you have to poop, so you first grab frozen blueberries from freezer. Next, both get naked and and man sits on SO face facing towards SO feet and asks, "Will you lick my __________." Then the person getting licked takes a massive dump on the face of the SO and and quickly sprinkles blueberries on the poop, on the face. SO then cusses you out, wipes the poop from the eyes, and frowns.

Last night I asked my girlfriend to lick my nuts while I sat on her face, but I really had to go poop, too. I ended up pooping on her face and giving her a "Grumpy Muffin." She was not happy about it.

by Desperate Grandpa June 7, 2019

Grumpy Time

The time of day in which some people always use the toilet.

My friend takes a dookie at 4pm everyday. We call it his "Grumpy Time."

by Sneaky Jennay October 3, 2009