Gronked

The act of having plans cancelled at the 11th hour, typically with a work-related excuse.

Damn! I was really looking forward to playing D&D tonight, but we got Gronked.

by PlungeFather August 11, 2022

Gronk

Pregnant Prostitute, Used as a derogatory term due to its status.

Wow, you're such a Gronk!

Look at that Gronk on the sidewalk. :O

by Informed Australian October 22, 2013

Gronk

A term of affection used to describe a human who lives their life and consumes their environment like a grotty pig. Used to describe a person who is dirtier than a Grot.

Mum: Laura have you cleaned your room?
Laura: Not yet!
Mum: Laura, you are such a GRONK. Clean it now!

by Jessie’sGirl August 19, 2020

Gronk

Kiwi pronunciation of the Traditional Irish name "Grainne", also synonymous with good fun or "craic".

Bloody Gronks into the Sav again, lock up your sons!

by maybe_kiwi October 26, 2022

Gronk

Blake James keywood.

Blake James keyword is a gronk.

by Fadedassassin1 December 08, 2021

Gronking

A meme like owling or planking, when a guy has his shirt off showing his muscles, while an attractive woman is wearing his shirt. Usually done for photographic purposes.

Came from when an American football player Rob Gronkowski took a picture with his shirt off with an attractive pornstar (Didi Jones) wearing his jersey.

I got a picture of me Gronking with that random that I raw dogged last night.

by stordiford October 27, 2011

Gronk

A person that says shit and thinks they’re tough but are actual shit as fuck

Your a gronk

Shut up gronk
Stop being a gronk

by grumblingbelly69 July 21, 2020