Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by judodude64 January 11, 2009

Super Gremlin

The mischievous state of being completely present in that moment feeling as if you have no fucks to give and you do whatever the hell you want a la Antonio Brown.

He took his Jersey off, shirt, gloves and went completely Super Gremlin on them, I’ve never seen anything like it.

by Snoopdope420 January 3, 2022

stoner gremlins

Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.

"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"

by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007

Toothless Gremlin

Used to describe a vagina, given that when looked at sideways, it resembles an angry gremlin with no teeth.

I saw Emily's toothless gremlin in gym class.

by schotty375 December 9, 2008

Dog Face Gremlin

A really ugly girl you pick up at a bar when you are in a slump and just want some ass.

steve and james got shitfaced at the bar last night and slump busted with a couple of dog face gremlins.

by Steve U. August 3, 2006

Super Gremlin

Antonio Brown

I know the game was still going, I left because I'm super gremlin.

by spanglycord January 3, 2022

Gremlin

Gremlins are usually small people under 5'6.They are known as kind and outgoing but will turn shy when asking for help or asking for anything in general.They are also known as "Small Beans".They usually stick to sweet foods and enjoy baking.They are known for sucking at video games but still play to enjoy the game.Some of them enjoy pink but are to embaressed to admit it.Gremlins are some of the sweetest girls and you'll be lucky to find one.XxWARNING!xX She will steal your hoodies!

"That girl is such a Gremlin!"
"I wish i had a Gremlin!"

by Xx_Queen_xX June 13, 2018