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knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.
"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"
by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008
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Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.
There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
   In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
   They are lively and intelligent
   they are fun-loving and nimble
   They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
   They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
  
   Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
   Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
   They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
   River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009
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grass

Lemme' get some grass yo.
by Toker May 24, 2002
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Mitch Grassi

Mitch grassi could turn a straight guy
by PTX_is_my life January 24, 2017
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if there is grass on the field play ball

if a girl is old enough to have pubic hair (shaved or unshaved) they are old enough to have sex.
Bob: Do you think Mary is old enough to shag?
John: If there's grass on the field play ball
by Grass May 12, 2004
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
by Guest September 6, 2005
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grass taco

a hairy vagina more commonly referred to as a unmowed lawn
jess reardon has a grass taco !!
by macavoldo March 5, 2009
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