Gashtead Monocle

You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"

Hey Will, I heard mitch gave you a "gashtead monocle" last night.

by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009

gash magnet

one who attracts alot of woman easily, effortlessly.

he is quite the gash magnet.

by NigNog February 8, 2003

Gashead

A noble and high-brow football connoisseur who is of more sound mind than the supporters of Bristol City.
Exact opposite of 'Shithead'

A Bristol Rovers supporter

by Dave December 21, 2003

gash life

Is a much more crass and crude way of saying 'sex life' or 'love life', but really only applies to males (and possibly lesbians), as the word 'gash' means vagina and the term is basically enquiring whether he (or she in the case of a lesbian) has been scoring with any females.
There is also an alternative interpretation of the term, meaning the 'life of gash' - whereby someone focuses on scoring gash and uses any means necessary to get gash. Someone like this may be known as a gash hound.

Jerome: How's the gash life, matey?
Abdul: Dude, it's non exsistent.

Jack: Did you get some gash last night?
Thomas: No, I need to get some better chat up lines and improve my gash life, I'm getting desperate.

by The Boys of Hush December 29, 2006

gashead

One with a strong sense of loyalty, character and a sense of humour.

Often found strolling around parts of north and east Bristol, singing an old Leadbelly song.

Tends to dislike those residing south of the river Avon.

A Bristol Rovers fan.

by thee old boozerooney May 13, 2004

Gashazard

When someone jumps up into the air in the game Call of Duty 4, and stabs someone with their knife.

Example: Wow Danny, why did you Gashazard me?

by Davidove January 25, 2009

Gash Dash

To go on a "dash" which consists of going out with your friends and getting as much "gash" as you can.

Friend 1: There is loads of "gash" at this party
Friend 2: Let's go on a "gash dash"

by Alexajzander June 6, 2011