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Gorp

When you wanna eat something that isn't edible
"I am gorping right now"
"What are you gorping for?"
"That TV over there, it looks yummy!"
by SimoTx November 18, 2023
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Gorp

The act of trapping a elephants fart in dolphin shit
I gorped that fart and now its sitting on my shelf
by Deeznitz69420 August 19, 2022
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gorp

Testicles of an elderly man. Metaphorically refers to dried nuts.
That old perv' got his gorp smashed by Rochelle's knee.
by Alexi.e November 12, 2021
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Gorp

to frantically swallow drugs.
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Longer definition
Surreptitious oral ingestion of an entire quantity of illicit narcotics in one's possession is a practice frequently employed as a last resort to avoid apprehension by law enforcement authorities. Frequently, the quantity of chemicals consumed in this manner can pose a significant risk to health or could result in fatality.

Derived from 'Gulp' in how the action is engaged in a single process, and how 'Gorp' is more linguistically pleasing when "Gulping a handful of pills" feels less aesthetically accurate than "Gorping a handful of pills".

This method of ingesting paraphernalia can be employed as either a 'verb' or a 'noun'. In the latter case, it specifically designates the item being ingested by mouth, often referred to as "the gorp" when disposing of illegal substances in this fashion.

Similar to the use of 'keister' in how the action of 'keistering' can also refer to the object being 'keistered'. However, these examples slightly diverge in how the buttocks, specifically the anus, can be referred to as 'the keister', whereas reference to the mouth should include a hyphenated word similar to 'hole' (i.e., a 'gorp-hole').

Caution: The practice of concealing evidence in order to evade possession charges carries a significant and severe level of risk and may result in unintentional overdose and potential fatality.
1) as a verb Shit homie, finna gorp this ope right quick. Pig ain't got shit on me player, best bleedat! Bitch still gonna hassle my ass on some poke-ass bullshit though. Sheeit, I got priors.

2) as a noun Bout to num this here gorp right quick. Be cool player, be cool! Just toss it down the gorp-hole and shit gonna c alright.
by x-AssChaplain-x October 29, 2023
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Gorp

a sound, often made by dogs as a panic response, typically while falling. It is a sudden spasm of the vocal chords, and is not often made by a dog.
'Gorp!", I exclaimed, while falling.
by urdadsgf44 January 7, 2025
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Gorp

The name of a famous enemy used in the Super Mario Maker 2 community. Originally from Super Abotun World, a popular troll super world, Gorp is a 'Sledge Bro' enemy that often is used in troll levels alongside his partner 'Goop', a named Spike.
"Look, it's Gorp! He's gonna stun me!"
by Jervimiah July 18, 2023
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Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.
Please, Sir, could we try gorping.
by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025
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