The act of a female releasing a vile of vestigial fruit flies into her vagina. This typically occurs in a science class or similar environment.
Steve: Dude, did you hear that Sarah was gimping?
Joe: I know! I went to fuck her and a bunch of flies came out of her vag! I hopped off that like a black person getting away from a relatively healthy food.
Joe: I know! I went to fuck her and a bunch of flies came out of her vag! I hopped off that like a black person getting away from a relatively healthy food.
by The Accident December 16, 2010
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Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.
"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009
Get the Glomping mug.You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.
by RichDangerously December 24, 2007
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"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."
"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."
by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011
Get the Gumpingham mug.The act of doing/saying something really stupid, and making yourself look special needs to everyone around you.
"When that kid stubbed his toe and threw a temper tantrum, he was really gumping it."
"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."
"You're really gumping it with all of your Poppy Playtime jokes."
by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023
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