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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
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Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.
"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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