The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
Get the long distance goateemug. The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
Get the Guatemalan Goateemug. When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
Get the lazy goateemug. goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
Get the goatee papamug. Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
Get the Goateemug. An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
Get the Goatee empiremug.