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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
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Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
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Goatee empire

An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
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