Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas

“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”

by poppy6 September 23, 2025

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Polish Goatee

When you stick your hand down the back of your pants, take it out and then lick your palm

Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee

by MikeMoney August 18, 2017

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long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.

Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.

by Waltz69 July 12, 2015

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