by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
Get the goatee sexualmug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Is《¤》Goatee《¤》Nick《¤》Fury《¤》mug. When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan June 16, 2012
Get the lazy goateemug. The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
Get the Guatemalan Goateemug. An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
Get the Goatee empiremug. goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
Get the goatee papamug.