by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013
Get the Mustacheless Goateemug. goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
Get the goatee papamug. by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
Get the Polish Goateemug. The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
Get the long distance goateemug. An empire that Sam invented. Their statue is a messed up monstrosity called Janet and their emperor is Sam.
Sam, Toby ,Liam, Ruan and Anneke, I know you are reading this. I hope my defintion of Goatee empire isn't bad Sam!
by KLSdefintions888 June 24, 2020
Get the Goatee empiremug. .
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025
Get the 《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Is《¤》Goatee《¤》Nick《¤》Fury《¤》mug.