gooser

one who "gooses" (see goose-a pinch between the buttocks).

a person that gooses, or pinches another person between the buttocks is known as a gooser.

by Greg Martin May 23, 2006

Crispin Glover

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Gloner

Gloner is short for "Glee Boner". Generally, someone may obtain a Gloner while watching an episode of Glee.

Guy 1: Oh my god Steve!! Did you see that episode of Glee last night?!?

Guy 2: You better believe it Perry, I had the biggest Gloner way after the show was over too!!

by SCUBA COLLIN November 28, 2010

GLOVER

Ripping and a tearing, fine fine woman

Todd was at the club getting his glover on.

by rusty jonson September 13, 2012

goser

1. a goth poser
2. someone that wears darker clothes because of a shitpunk band does, trying to copy them
3. a fan of good charlotte
4. someone buys crap at hot topic and is obsessed with the store.

"that kid wearing the good charlotte shirt is such a goser."
"that kid thinks hes pretty hardcore, but hes just a goser."
"god damnit. now that our town has a hot topic, were going to have a lot more gosers around here."

by whitey138 July 26, 2004

glaser

The one with the smallest dick

Girl: Show it Glaser
Boy: HERE
Girl: This is a Real glaser leave

by The Master king April 23, 2016

glosserize

To make something shiny.

I can't attend the symphony Saturday, because I must glosserize my vehicle.

by des_per_a_do December 6, 2010