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Global dimming

the growing belief that humanity is

getting dumber as time passes
p1: dude you hear about the guys who attempted to

bungie jump using hundreds of rubber bands?

p2: yeah man its just more proof of global dimming
by koutsu August 20, 2012
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globbering

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.
Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.
by Kenbrig December 6, 2018
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Global Poop Network

The Global Poop Network, or GPN, is the idea that all forms of restrooms are connected and have a interconnected system of plumbing. There are multiple ways of being able to access the GPN. If you are at home, the office, or the bar those connections are usually public and see a lot of heavy traffic. Remote connections are usually seen in houses that have septic tanks or outhouses. There are even instances where the GPN is accessible via WiFi. This is most commonly seen on tour busses, airplanes, and larger watercraft.
Person 1: Hey do you want to get coffee in a little bit?

Person 2: Maybe, I have to log onto the Global Poop Network and upload some data.

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Do you have a minute for me to explain?
by The Thinnest Thin Mint August 3, 2019
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global naked day

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house
Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.
by edgymofo December 11, 2021
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Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.
“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”
by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019
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Skull Globes

Xehuti rose up into the air. His new wings holding him high above the battlefield’s dead. Good men who were driven unto pastures so green but at what cost? The tears fell from his skull globes.
by Noa Lee March 17, 2021
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The ol' Harlem globechowder

When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.
I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!
by the dirty mick October 21, 2006
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