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glootte

Glootte is a black cat usually depicted with a pacifier
“Hey did you see glootte today
“No thats retarded
by cobsi June 11, 2021
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globtrop

The noise you're poop makes when it exits the anus and smacks it's meaty and girthy brown goodness all on the floor
Dude, did you hear how gnarly my globtrop was in math class?
by The Globstoppers February 28, 2022
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GDOAT

A person who is exceptionally good at driving, hence, is the GDOAT, greatest driver of all time.
Person 1: I totaled my car yesterday
Person 2: I didn’t total my car because I’m the GDOAT
by The gmoat January 26, 2023
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glatoon

A platoon of friends, or a group of friends you goon with on the daily. This friend group has seen almost every member and helps members partake in the action known as "Gooning Out". Usually this action is done in a goon cave.
"Yo bro, I'm going to goon out right now with my glatoon, wanna join?"
by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023
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Glatch

Glatch is an application for playing video charades with people from all over the world.

It has a mix of social and gaming elements and allows people to collaborate and have fun together by showing and guessing words with gestures only.

Glatch mobile app can be found on the AppStore.
1. "Hey, are you on Glatch? "
2. "Glatch takes old beloved game to the next level of new generation!"
by vasiliskina November 27, 2017
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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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Glatt

One badass mother-fucker that doesn't take shit from anyone except Steven Seagal. Also muscular and very attractive to both sexes. Testosterone to the brim.
Adam is one major glatt.

Chuck Norris died after having a run-in with a glatt.
by Balls Mahoney July 21, 2006
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