Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore

Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats

by Kat November 18, 2003

gargle

vibrating a liquid in your throat

she gargled the fluid

by That Bum May 27, 2005

garglejob

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis

Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.

by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009

Gargle Gargle Surprise

The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.

Where's Katie?

In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.

by UrbanBob June 8, 2010

Gargle My Stubby

To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.

Can also be used in variants such as:

This gargles stubbs

This shit can gargle my stubby

!!.@4 *525

That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time

by KodiaksBeserk July 9, 2010

scrotum gargler

A person who is so lame and or so gay that their sole use and extent of their abillities in life is to gargle my balls.

That ho paris hilton is such a scrotum gargler they need to just put her down like a sick animal.

by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003