The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
by nemanja August 24, 2007
A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.
Hey girlfriend how was last night?
Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
Daaam, u lucky girl.
Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
Daaam, u lucky girl.
by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010
Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
by B Tsunami April 17, 2019
When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.
by geniearse April 12, 2018
When you’re holding in an imminent F5-rated dump, yet somehow are coerced into sexual activity. Despite all mind over matter efforts, mid thrust, voila!!! a choco genie appears. Most sex partners frown upon its arrival, but the dump grants three wishes, so many creators accept the choco genie and express satisfaction in their masterpiece.
“I wasn’t ready Stan, I desperately needed to dominate my toilet, but Janet wanted to bone. I hated those sheets anyway, she got what she deserved and I’ll always cherish my little chocolate genie.”
by Maverick187 September 29, 2010
I haggard older female that appears out of a cloud of stale cigarette smoke and slut magic when a younger attractive man has had too much to drink.
by Assault Rifle Romance August 06, 2021