The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"
by nemanja August 30, 2007
Get the Poo geniemug. A foreplay method in which a womans partner rubs her magic bean 3 times and a little genie pops out to grant her every wish.
Hey girlfriend how was last night?
Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
Daaam, u lucky girl.
Oh my, you wouldn't believe it, he gave me a genie in a bottle.
Daaam, u lucky girl.
by sheslikeabeanbag February 21, 2010
Get the genie in a bottlemug. A guy on YouTube was known initially as Julie Tirock for approximately 5-6 years. He eventually revealed that he catfished to groom a 15-year old as a girl in late 2020.
Guy 1: Hey remember Julie Tirock, or Zac Genie, from a while back?
Guy 2: Who's that?
Guy 1: He was a guy who groomed a 15-year old, it's a shame.
Guy 2: Who's that?
Guy 1: He was a guy who groomed a 15-year old, it's a shame.
by allixxx March 7, 2022
Get the Zac Geniemug. A Super Genie is someone who goes to class, types their notes, study guides, homework, and papers.
Once a Super Genie saves their files, they post them on www.GradeGenie.com
Once a Super Genie saves their files, they post them on www.GradeGenie.com
"Have you seen that Joe kid in our class? I heard he was a Super Genie. He has typed all of the notes this semester and uploaded them on GradeGenie.com. Pretty sweet if you ask me!"
by Cary Silverman May 24, 2008
Get the Super Geniemug. a Genie-arse/ genie-ass is someone who's smarter than a smartarse/smartass. it's also a play on the word genius.
by geniearse May 25, 2018
Get the Genie-arsemug. Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
by B Tsunami April 16, 2019
Get the Taint-geniemug. When you take a poop, but instead of the poop falling off into the toilet it spreads itself out like a sticky cloud, filling half your buttcrack and your taint all the way to your balls, like you'd find in a baby's diaper, and it takes half a roll of toilet paper to clean, and usually a hemorrhoid develops because if all the wiping.
I had a diaper genie this morning and ran out of buttwipe because I used so much yesterday when I had my other diaper genie. Now I think I'm getting a rrhoid.
by DiaperPie July 17, 2019
Get the diaper geniemug.