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GEEBZ

Noun; verb; adjective (see "Geebzy")
Named after Green Bay, WI; a way of life that entails grunting, sniffing digits, wafting (twice), breathing, being overweight, alcoholism, THE PACK, fishing, tattoos, hunting, hating FIBs, averaging at least 3 DUIs per decade, loving brats with kraut (Frank's) and a hearty "spicy brown tard," knowing where the Packers live and going on "cruises" to check out their houses, going to B-Dubs, trollin' the Fox, facing Goldie Flakes, peeing the bed with your girl/boyfriend in it (sometimes with simultaneous-couples-pees), always being cold as fuck, banging the Brawn Cat (applicable to females only), tailgating, sharp cheddar, fried food (see also sharp cheddar), mashing dat Chadalac, blastin' ten-pointers, getting too nice, wearing camo and/or flame orange, loving Lambeau, Friday night fish fries, raging at Club 56 (or HipCats if that's how you like to get down), drinking your body weight in MGD, wife beating (and doing so more prolifically after a home loss), and dying young.
1). Noun: "Hey! You hosers going down to Geebz to get nice on Sunday?"

2). Verb: "I think I had a legitimate chance to stuff, but then I geebzed-out too hard."

3). Adjective: Q: "Howuz dah wedding?" A: "Geebzy. Everyone was blacked out."
by 4-Facer June 17, 2010
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Geezer

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Geezer Teaser

An insult for a bad movie employing former A-list (now Z-list) celebrities, especially old male action heros, to spend only a few days acting in a movie so that it can be promoted with a known star. The movie has cheap production and very bad quality.

It's unclear whether the term refers to the the audience for such a movie (old people tricked into paying for a bad movie by a former star who only their age group would recognise), or the elderly actor cashing in on their reputation for very little effort.

The insult implies that the movie's production is a passionless cash grab, tricking an audience into paying for a movie with known actors but with minimal effort elsewhere. Such movies may have a cliché story, bad acting, bad cinematography, bad special effects, and so on, because the production was churning out movies.
Steven Seagal is in so many Geezer Teasers these days

You can skip 'Contract to Kill' it's a Seagal Geezer Teaser

I'd watch that Geezer Teaser
by holloway March 8, 2022
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geez laweez

A common expression used in lieu of "Oh my God," "Crap," "Here we go again..." etc.
Can be used by itself or in a sentence.
"Geez laweez, can you GET any stupider?"
"Geez laweez!" "Geez laweez... (sigh)"
by SneakySocks April 3, 2004
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gees

Aussie slang for 'look'.
"Give that ass a geeze fellas."
by Shyjinx22 February 3, 2012
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Geez

Pronounced with a hard 'g' sound the 'g' in 'goat' or 'galaxy'), this is a relatively common Australian/New Zealand slang word for 'take a quick look at'. Is synonymous with 'gander' and 'squiz'.

Most commonly used preceeding the word 'giz' (contraction of 'give us', meaning 'Can I take a look at?' or 'Can I have?'). This is very informal english used mainly among people who know each other, and is not considered suitable for formal situations.
Can I have a geez at that paper?
Giz us a geez at what you got there.
by Kiwisinthenight May 16, 2011
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Geezer

1. British definition: A geezer is a bloke, a man or a "dude".

2. USA definition: Old bastard. Elderly, cranky old son of a motherfucker who drives too damn slow and complains about how things were in his day

3. Heavy Metal definition: Black Sabbath's bass player, Geezer Butler.
1. "Ere mush, who's that geezer at the bar?"
2. "Move your car out of the road, you old geezer or I'll break your hip!"
3. "Geezer Butler is a cool bass player!"
by IRON MAN January 29, 2005
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