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i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet

u want your hand in the woman
i like my women like i like my invinity gauntlet... with my whole hand in it
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laundry room gauntlet run

A man the age of 20-25 running through a hotel laundry room naked trying to see how long he can go without getting caught.
Jimmy was as slippery at yesterday's laundry room gauntlet run as a buttery dildo up someone's arse.
by LongDotDong July 10, 2016
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To run the gauntlet

To run the gauntlet is when you take on a very risky task which may result in injury, physical or verbal abuse, ridicule or shame. It can sometimes be played as a dare or challenge especially after consuming a large quantity of alcohol. If all goes wrong the consequences can be quite brutal to either yourself, someone else or a business or organisation i.e loss of a busineses reputation or a significant fall from grace. However, if all goes right then it installs a sense of pride and relief, though regardless of the result it will be a lesson learned and the task will never be repeated.
1) When playing spin the bottle and someone chooses the dare and thay have to run the gauntlet through a busy shopping centre in their birthday suit, without being caught.

2) When a company director has to face the board of shareholders and has to explain why the company is failing and what he/she/they are going to about it:

Colleague: "the shareholders are ready to see you now"
Director: "right! time to run the gauntlet, wish me luck!"
by Britney Sparkles June 2, 2025
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Gauntlets are broken

EVERTHING IS TRUE AND STUPID. DAMAGE OR GIMPS. I THINK YOU MEAN DAMAGE AMD GIMPS.
The gauntlets are broken.
by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020
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ROBOT GAUNTLET

THE EVER-INCREASING NUMBER OF ROBOTS YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET A HUMAN BEING TO TALK TO ON THE PHONE.
I CAN NO LONGER TOLERATE THE ROBOT GAUNTLET I HAVE TO ENDURE WHENEVER I CALL ANY BUSINESS.
by MadmanMichael September 23, 2020
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Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.
“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023
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Tinder Gauntlet

Hooking up with a different Tinder match every night for a full week week
Jake: you gonna see that girl again that you hooked up with last night?
Brian: nah, I’m running a Tinder gauntlet. She was my just my Tuesday
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