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gamer

an obese organism. They can be found breeding in the basements of houses. In order to live, they will steal a fridge, a toilet, and a gaming setup. At this point they sit down and grow bigger as they consume the necessary energy found in junk food. Soon all of there body is a blob of fat except there hands, which they have exercised into super hands or some shit from years of use. When attacked, gamers defend themselves with foam netherite swords from the game 'minecraft.' To reproduce, they shit out there ass lots of food, which they form into a rough figure which will become a gamer. renounced for there gigantic pp's/holes. They can be any gender. When they achieve anything in any video game, they will scream 'let's go!' at a volume that can cause up to 5.0 earthquakes. When they lose, they will pound there solid graphene keyboard, screeching like a banshee and causing up to 3.0 earthquakes with the pounding and the schreeching.
guy 1: "Theres a gamer in my house!"
guy 2: "Call an exterminater!"
*exterminator comes*
guy 1: "omg please kill the gamer in my basement!!!"
*exterminater goes down*
gamer: *uncomprehinsible nonsense*
gamer: "LETS GOoOOO!!!"
*runs at extrerminator with netherite sword*
exterminator: "AAHHH!!!" *dies*
by gaydicky776 June 2, 2023
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Gamer

A gamer is one of the worlds most needed assets. They do not only play online games they entertain the world with there awesome mouse and keyboard skills. Though they are put down by, feminists, liberals, and the media. But gamers have more of a life then them.
VSCO Thot: Omg look at that wierd kid he's playing Minecraft in class.
Gamer: "backhands Vsco" Don't diss Minecraft. go back to the kitchen, bitch.
by gamer.visible = True October 31, 2019
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Gamer

The most oppressed group of people in society.
Brave heroes with the highest average IQ of all groups in society.
They fought bravely and won against the evil furries in world war 3.
Gamer can get hot girls just by existing.
Hot girl: Are you a gamer

Me: Yes I am a gamer

*Hot girl proceeds to suck my dick*
by eatass445 March 21, 2019
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Gamer

A guy who doesn't shower and just eat Dorito and sit in his parent's basement.
He says to his friends that he is a Pro Gamer.
Bomer: What`s is the job it
Me: Am a Gamer
Bomer: ??????
by Gamer Bro February 4, 2020
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Gamer

by Gamerpro38 April 18, 2019
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Gamer

A gamer is someone who plays alot of games on a online platform. if you play clash of clans you are not a gamer. or if you play only the generic game at the time e.g. Fortnite battle royale
by BLOCKMASTER64 June 17, 2018
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by anonymous September 30, 2021
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