goofs and gaffs

silly ahh goofy action

i fucked your mom for goofs and gaffs

by edrsta November 14, 2022

Gaff basket

Balcony in a gaff

Standing in the gaff basket

by Gaff lover June 24, 2018

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

jd gaff

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

gaff tape

A potenialy life saving substance, very expensive, but very usefull.

-Oh no! That big heavy luma is going to fall on georges head!

-No problem, its being held to the electric with gaff tape.

by radicaledward July 10, 2004

gaff tape

magical substance that can answer or fix almost any problem that may arise

n oproblem i got some gaff tape

by tweek December 19, 1999

gaff

1 of 2 meanings -
1- someones humble abode a house or apartment
2- a vagina

1- "We're having a party round my gaff"
2 - "Do you want to cum round my gaff" Caroline said, "Erm what time?" Sessel replied

by Sessel May 9, 2006