When two men want the same girl, they can engage in a Fuzzy Bangkok competition. Both men need to get hard and once that is accomplished they must work together to hold up an S.O.S pad between them using only their penises. The first man who goes limp will cause the pad to fall to the ground and the man who managed to keep it up wins the Fuzzy Bangkok competition and the girl.

Bill and Jim both want to hook up with Karen. To settle it, they engaged in Fuzzy Bangkok.

Fuzzy Bangkok by iamreptar93 February 20, 2011

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fuzzy helmet

Is when you cum in your underwear and then place them on your partner's head.

I gave her the fuzzy helmet last night.

fuzzy helmet by detroiterd March 17, 2011

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Fuzzy Slippers

From the cartoon, Hey Arnold!
Fuzzy Slippers is Gerald Johanson's mysterious informant, who provides him with urban knowledge of a wide variety of subjects, including urban legends and advice about local people. We never do see Fuzzy Slippers throughout the show, and only hear reference to him from Gerald.

Gerald: "See Arnold, I told you, Frankie G is bad news; Fuzzy Slippers tells no lies man."
Arnold: You're a bold kid Gerald, a bold kid.
Gerald: Wait a minute, that's my line.
Arnold: Oh yea.

Gerald is the keeper of the tales of the urban legends, which he has learned from Fuzzy Slippers. The urban legends include: Wheezing Ed, Stoop Kid, Pigeon Man, Big Caesar, Monkeyman, and Ghost Bride.

Fuzzy Slippers by ZmanIsTheMan April 20, 2009

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fuzzy muff

This is another word for those in inform, ie the Police

I was driving in my car and got pulled over by the fuzzy muff

fuzzy muff by SaQ January 5, 2004

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