A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010
Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.
Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
A device conisisting of a funnel with a long hose attached.It is used by pouring the beer into the funnel carefully as not to foam it up.Release the excess from the hose again carefully this time not spill any beer.Then you take an put the hose in your mouth an hope like hell you can chug alot of cold beer.
by Eckstahsee December 19, 2003
A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
by SExyjesusSLA June 04, 2010
The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.
by dave & mike June 30, 2008
When indulging in intercourse one partner inserts a snorkeler into the others asshole the other partner then proceeds to shit down the snorkeler. Partner one then blows the shit back up the snorkeler and the other shits it back. This goes on until one person give up and can no longer go on.
Bob: "How was the sex with your girl last night?"
Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
Jim: "It was pretty awful except for the Alabama funnel."
by Thelordandsaviorjesuschrist August 17, 2011
A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.
by SNAILCAKES July 11, 2008