funning

when you should be laughing but you just think its funny.

Hayley: you don't think it's funny?
Gigi: I'm funning.

by anddasswassuppp August 20, 2010

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funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

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Fencing

A more advanced form of a sword fight (where to men fight with their dicks) two men stand 7 metres apart with all of their clothes off and a ref starts the match. The goal is to score the most points by slamming it with their dick. The asshole is worth 50, mouth 25, and the balls are with 10 each

I’ve been practicing fencing with my dad for my whole life

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

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Fencing accident

A code word for getting a hickey

Guy 1: Aw dude, I got into such a bad fencing accident last night!
Guy 2: I thought you went to a party!
Guy 1: You betcha I did.

Mom: Oh honey what happened to your neck?
Son: Just a fencing accident, don’t worry about me mom!

by dumb👌🏼 shit November 3, 2017

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Fag-Fencing

The art of two men performing an overhand handjob facing one another, such that the two men give the appearance of using two fencing swords.

must be performed with shouts of "on guard" when ejaculation is near. and tuche at climax.

Dan: Me and billy were Fag-Fencing last night.
Sally: oh yea who won?
Dan: I'd say we were both winners in this situation!

by smokey mcpots August 1, 2012

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