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Woke Fishing

Woke fishing is when a man, whom is talking to a woman, starts asking her vague questions regarding progressive causes, in an effort to determine her interest level, and then mirror her responses. Said man has no interest in the same groups or causes, and is just trying to find commonalities with the girl to get into her pants.
Guy 1: Why did you just tell Sara you donated to BLM? You hate that group.
Guy 2: Oh I'm just woke fishing man. I'll be in her pants by Saturday.
Guy 1+2: *High Five*
by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2020
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friend fishing

When one "fishes" for new friends by sending out friend invitations to the friends of friends on Facebook or MySpace. One can grow one's friends list exponentially using this practice.
Guy 1, "I wish I had more Facebook friends. Jeremy has, like, a million!"

Guy 2, "Yeah, dude, that's because he goes friend fishing whenever he gets an add."
by Skeptrix June 30, 2009
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Helicopter Fishing

Fishing by means of helicopter.

One flies in a helicopter until fish are discovered. Person fishing then jumps from the helicopter, while aligning himself as a torpedo, aiming for the fish.
by veen64 January 7, 2011
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Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!
by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011
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Fishing off the company pier

Dating at work is a recipe for a sexual harassment lawsuit.
"You don't get your honey where you get your money. You don't go fishing off the company pier."
by thefirebuilds September 20, 2006
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fishing pole

A gun or fire arm. Used for illegal acts of violence involving shooting.
I need a new fishing pole mine is dirty
by looneyx May 18, 2008
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idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008
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