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Fuck frosting

The flaky remains left behind after a woman has a formal bout with a dick for any mentionable amount of time.
"I thought it was sand in my bed until I recalled railing that old cougar until she shed fuck frosting on my four hundred count egyptian."

"I'd really like to try on these fashionable swimming trunks today while I'm at the mall, but I'm free balling it and still have fuck frosting all over my johnson from this morning."
by Tattered October 13, 2011
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Forbidden Frosting

A milky white liquid that comes out of a penis with a certain thickness of frosting. We call that white frosting forbidden...
Person 1: "Oh look at that white frosting!"

Person 2: "No! Don't touch that that's forbidden frosting"
by Smartie2474 October 6, 2021
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Cream Whipped Frosting

A word made by Moriah Elizabeth in her video Painting My Old DIY Squishies (Pt. 2)
That cake has cream whipped frosting on it.
by Monke Juice February 4, 2022
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Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece
Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?
by Peteytreats August 6, 2009
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Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
by benb92 August 29, 2009
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Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010
"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.
by pwvl September 15, 2010
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blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake. Just like blue frosting.
I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.
by Ratch March 21, 2008
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