Skip to main content

Froating

A rare act involving the South American Tree Frog and several species of tree-dwelling simians in the South American jungles. By inserting some portion of its body, usually the prehensile tail or its phallus (this is dependant, to an extent, on the gender of the simian), into the mouth cavity of the frog, the monkey simultaneously demonstrates its dominance as well as its acceptance of its amphibian neighbor. The completion of this conjugal act is crucial to continuation of this odd symbiotic relationship, as the tree frogs will remove harmful insects from the monkey's environment and the monkey will act to distract or eliminate possible predators.

The act, first reported in 1892, is named in honor of Sir Curtis Matthews Froat, who provided a detail account of frog-simian relations in a report to the Royal Geographical Society follow his five year expedition to the Peruvian Amazon.

Today, the term is used in popular culture to discribe a dominant symbiotic relationship, wherein both participants derive a benefit, but one of parties clearly controls the nature and extent of the partnership. It is working it way into urban dialect, as it is being used in Chicago and Atlanta to depict pimp-whore, dealer-user, kingpin-dealer, and rapper-poser interactions.
Dude, T-Bus is froating Everett. Fucker shouldn't have taken his dope without paying the first!
by Halc Forstner September 4, 2010
mugGet the Froating mug.

Corn Fritter

When you are eating you're girlfriend's ass and she farts on your tongue.
"man you're breath stinks!" yeah I know, Mellissa gave me a Corn Fritter.
by booyah kid January 17, 2006
mugGet the Corn Fritter mug.

Fritterness

Used to let it be know that you wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
Scott: "Hey HOMO, you can't climb that mountain!"
Jeremy: "WOOOOW. Yes I can, I have fritterness.
by FixIns June 13, 2010
mugGet the Fritterness mug.

frottage cheeze

Freshsemen found in a public or commonly shared place. Derived from "Soy Cheeze" indicating an alternative, non dairy form of cheese.


Created by any form of wildlife, and typically fould floating in the ocean or dripping down a wall in a public restroom.
Would you scoot over a little, I would like to sit down.

Sorry man, there's frottage cheeze all over the seat.

Can I take a shower?

Yea but no masturbating. If I find any frottage cheeze in there I'll hack your balls off!
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
mugGet the frottage cheeze mug.

Frettle

When one is in a deepened mood.
He seemed irritated and left me in a frettle.

I seemed frettle after our quibble.
by True or False April 14, 2007
mugGet the Frettle mug.

Fhotty

That girl behind the counter looks hot but is a fhotty.
by The Big O and Dukes Show October 22, 2008
mugGet the Fhotty mug.

Frattoo

(1) A tattoo usually possessed by ones in a fraternity, and/or one pledging into a fraternity.

(2) A generic tattoo usually possessed by one who has no idea what tattoo to get
(1) Yo broman, that tattoo of your name going down your arm is such a frattoo

(2)Brad- Dude! What tattoo should I get?
Derek- I don't know man, get a cross...or a tribal tattoo...or bro! you should so get your name in sweet font!
by Blake Griffin February 21, 2009
mugGet the Frattoo mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email