Freezer Chicken

Lord Gru's messengers of the freezer. The Holy Freezer Chicken is a disciple of Lord Gru. Long live Lord Gru.

"that is one crunchy freezer chicken"

by bro, be a secure chicken September 8, 2020

Freezer Boy

Freezer Boy is in charge of all of the ice cubes and is also husband to Sasha Pieterse.

Hey Freezer Boy, do you have any pink icing?

by mr pickleson October 23, 2019

freezer ping

The ONLY ping worse than rav ping. This ping will persist even after you exit whatever you are doing. People affected with freezer ping may affect their daily activities hindered by this terrible terrible disability.

oh god, oh fuck, i have freezer ping.

by hhhhhhhhhhhh (2) December 30, 2020

Freezer Game

A game in which any time you open the freezer, for any reason, at any time of the day, you have to take a belt off a bottle of booze in said freezer.

Even if you have to open it once to get a box out, and open it again to put the box back; that's two.

Originally intended to be played with Jaegermeister, to honor the memory of the game's late creator, Dusty.

I was a little drunk in class this today because I had to play the freezer game to get to my breakfast burritos.

by Beach guy January 27, 2017

freezer rotation

When beer isn't quite cold enough and you have a few brews in the freezer. For each beer you pull out of the freezer you put one out of the fridge back in the freezer

Dude you just took two beers out the freezer, but didn't put any back. You messed up the freezer rotation

by Mcgwicko June 23, 2014

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017

Freezer stick

When a man gets an erection and puts his penis in the freezer until frozen completely. Then bangs it on his neighbors doorbell to alert his neighbors that he is awake.

I woke up at 6 am. It was a warm morning, no one was up so i pulled a freezer stick on my neighbors

by Penguincrip October 18, 2017