Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

by Gordo986 March 7, 2018

forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

fork

One of the better replacements for the word "fuck."

Get the fork away from me, whorebag!

by Chem December 9, 2003

fork

Fucking dork

Oh my God you are such a fork!

by suskral January 3, 2010

Fork

what comes up when you try and type dork into a text message.

Sally: You're such a fork!

Doug: thanks...?

Sally: whoops... meant dork

by rani_of_the_roses May 17, 2009

Fork

A fuckboy

Fork- Heyy, you wanna go to the dance together?XD
Girl- I don't fuck with forks #sorrynotsorry

by wehateforks April 19, 2015

fork

- u could use it to eat -mmmm food!!!
-a nice handy weapon u could use to stab ppl with!
- or it could mean ur gonna beat someone up for ppl who don't wanna say the word fuck , "i'm gonna fork u up"

i think u ppl are smart enough to get the definition

by angelic_tears13 December 31, 2003