Forg

An annoying fuck-up of the word frog

Them: I saw a forg the other day
You: you bastard it’s a frog I’ll choke you

by Krack.Munky77 April 20, 2021

Forge

To copy or imitate a person for a desired image, usually as a way to deceive a person or group of people.

Roberta Ford had to forge an image in fire to get the respect that he/she thought was owed her.

by The Original Agahnim January 11, 2022

Forg

A superior type of frog. To the untrained eye, they may look like poorly drawn frogs, but true Forgers can see them for what they truly are: Our almighty rulers.

"I hereby sign my soul over to the forgs"
"Aren't forgs just the best?"

by ELunatic November 27, 2022

Valley Forge

When you are having sex with a woman who is on her period and you dump inside her and immediately eat it out.

Name comes from a 1990s documentary about the battle of Valley Forge called "Blood In The Snow".

My wife was feeling bad and grumpy from her period so we boned and I gave her a Valley Forge.

by Barre.dad69 April 25, 2025

The Forge way

Something within the Vfcc handbook. Something you would do in front of don meyer.

I heard Johnny had sex on the nature trail, definitely not the forge way

by yayavfcc December 15, 2011

FORG

FORG: a FORG is an amphibian-like species that can be confused as a frog, but is not. I repeat, its NOT a frog, a FORG can be many things. It can be an amphibian with hair, a plushy FORG, a multicolored FORG and many other things! do not forget this is not a frog. It’s a fucking FORG get it straight.

Person: “hey what is that animal right there on your dresser? Is it a frog? Why does it have hair? And why is it rainbow?”

Person 2: “oh that? It’s not a frog! It’s a FORG, an amphibian-like species, most commonly seen with hair or as a multi colored amphibian, also sometimes containing hair”

by FORG EXPERT: NOT FROGS GODDA- June 28, 2023

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022