Coffee

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

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Something people drink to activate their inner intelligence, also to be harassed about how much cream and sugar they put in it.

"Hey Cam, Want some Coffee with that cream?! HAHAHAHA!!"

by Lee_Harvey_Oswald October 23, 2019

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I was wondering why I was feeling so crappy, and then I realized I hadn't had any coffee this morning.

by The Napping Queen February 09, 2019

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There’s something special in the act of drinking a cup of coffee with someone else. It’s beautiful, special, and the best part of the day!

Waking up to a fresh pot of coffee looking into the eyes of the love of my life

by Just the truth! December 09, 2020

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A Beverage formed by the heavens to bring happiness and life to all whom consume it.

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The Person on whom one coughs

When Jack sneezed, Paul was the coffee

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coffee

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

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