A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.
by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019
Get the Flossing mug.While Brett tried fucking the shit out of a girl, she did the flopping fish, he worried she was dying of a heart attack....but brett just wasnt that good!
by Brett Westra November 26, 2007
Get the The flopping fish mug.Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".
Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.
by Kam842 October 25, 2007
Get the Flocking mug.1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust
2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
See Also: Jabber-Wickling
2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.
See Also: Jabber-Wickling
1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was Flopping under the desk.
2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I Flopping until she notices.
by Daryl L. May 15, 2005
Get the Flopping mug.Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:
For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.
To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.
Also known as flamingoing.
The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"
"I got flocked!"
by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012
Get the Flocking mug.An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.
*cavernous vagina
Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.
*cavernous vagina
Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.
by Feklahr August 25, 2010
Get the Flossing the Strahan mug.An example of flonking is one sexual session that includes rigorous doggy style, slow deep penetration and lots of laughter. Must include mutual enjoyment. Can be any combination of positions. Must encompass "It's all about me," "It's all about her/him," and "It's all about us."
by intimate adventurers November 16, 2010
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