Bank Of Floof

When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.

Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.
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Floof Burrito

A name commonly given to a cat or dog who lays in such a way that he/she looks like a burrito with a face
"Aww you're such a good little Floof Burrito, Winston!"
by Loaf of bread but not July 21, 2021
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Floof

Hey guy, I just found floof stains all over your blanket.
by JDawg098 April 16, 2011
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smol floof

An adorable, tiny floof creature that likes boops
Billy: Hello, smol floof (boops floof)
Smol floof: (gets booped)
by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021
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Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 22, 2008
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Flaggle-Floof

To beat someone down with tremendous force and skill. Then screwing them in the ass.
It is also a type of pretty kilt.... or a fez.
damn foo, you got flaggle-floofed!
by Zym Carroll April 24, 2005
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Floof McDoof

(Adj.) Created by a Marine and his Navy friend, a 'Floof McDoof' describes the ultimate ideal cool person, what all males aspire to be. Expletives can be added to the phrase to enhance the effectiveness of the phrase. The 'Floof McDoof' can only be used to describe a male.
That boy was Floof McDoofin it for sure!
Or with an expletive: Man, he is THEE Floof McF###ingDoof!
by Dustin M. June 30, 2005
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