Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

Flouging

The act of slapping the inside of one's knees back and forth making a short and rapid slapping sound. You may also use any space with a width of just about 4-6 inches. You can floug your friends, family, boyfriend, or girlfriend. Anyone is eligible for a nice floug every now and then. Increase the space for a grande floug or even decrease for a mini floug. Anyone with their knees up is in prime floug position. If there's no one around, there's no shame in flougsterbating! Block the floug for a free floug pass. Everyone can floug!

"Alan is in prime flouging position, but I don't want to touch him. The forbidden floug."

"I haven't been flouged in like 3 hours. I"m gonna go flougsterbate."

by lifeguarflougers August 19, 2011

flodingles

pringles that are on the floor that are covered in dust

Friend: I will pay you whatever i have in my pocket if you eat that flodingles man
You: Ok, but you better pay up

by Ian Beil April 18, 2008

Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.

Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.

by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

flogging the queen

a euphemism for a man masturbating

"Why do you need so much lotion and tissues?"
"I'm flogging the Queen"!

by Schoolh8tr April 24, 2014

Fludging

Another word for unbelievably

That is so fludging awesome

by Ponyboy steel January 18, 2017