Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

by AlexPower October 9, 2008

float my boat

What ever makes you hard or gives a guy an erection. Makes the penis rise, or 'float'.

Float my boat:
Every time I see a topless woman on the beach... Oh man, that really floats my boat!

by Zagila May 17, 2016

float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013

Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018