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Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023
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Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means
What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man
by Mememel April 10, 2022
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025
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expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
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fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight
I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female
by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022
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Fleshlight

Things guys stick their dicks in when they're lonely and want to cum
Aight homies, I'ma go home and use my fleshlight
by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023
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