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fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight
I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female
by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022
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expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
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Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means
What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man
by Mememel April 10, 2022
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Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023
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medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
by anonymous September 1, 2021
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diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
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Fleshlight

Things guys stick their dicks in when they're lonely and want to cum
Aight homies, I'ma go home and use my fleshlight
by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023
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