Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
Get the Hillbilly Fleshlightmug. The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 8, 2024
Get the Fleshlightmug. "dude you know what feels better than sticking your cock in a sock" "what" "a fleshlight they feel way better you can DIY it or buy one online"
by Webzomon January 4, 2022
Get the FleshLightmug. A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlightmug. The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022
Get the JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUMmug. When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
Get the diarrhea fleshlightmug. by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023
Get the Fleshlightmug.