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medieval fleshlight

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight
by anonymous September 1, 2021
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Labubu Fleshlight

Noun: A Labubu Fleshlight is used similarly to the average fleshlight. The difference is the cozy, fuzzy fur on the inside and realistic moaning labubu sounds!
Yo bro I just scored a Labubu Fleshlight from a baddie!!”
by Masonluvsbaseball September 1, 2025
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fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight
I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female
by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022
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expensive fleshlight

A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
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Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
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diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
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Fleshlight

Things guys stick their dicks in when they're lonely and want to cum
Aight homies, I'ma go home and use my fleshlight
by ....your-local-gay.... May 20, 2023
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