felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

Flenching

The act of answering a question that has no correct answers.

The teacher must be flenching me on this on.

I’ve been flenched! What should I do?

I’m calling your flench Jack. There are no correct answers.

by PEKKA_SLAYER March 19, 2021

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

Flerching

When mom tells you not to eat all the pizza rolls but you eat her pie

I got yelled at by mom for flerching. Or the cops tried to arrest me for flerchi g

by Obviously not kevin May 25, 2019

frog felching

The act of sucking pus out of an anus (with or without a straw) from a rectal smegma.

Dude Fabian was frog felching my anal smegma! I feel so relieved!

by Daniel2010 October 25, 2017

Self-Felching

The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.

Dude, have you ever tried self-felching while pounding off?? It feels amazing!

by The Molester 69 February 11, 2018