by Lil greeney September 30, 2018
Get the Fake flexing mug.A walking talking goddamn humungous obese lump of toxic trash ranging from 500lb to 2500lb. She is a squatter and lives in a govt funded shack stealing govt funds to pay for hair and nail jobs up to $1500 and pilfering taxpayer money to ferry her fat ass to the shop a couple if yards across the street where she hangs around after dark to deal weed and get high with her extremely irritating entitled kids who also weigh hundreds of lbs. She is blacklisted by car rental companies (she got the money by faking disability) after breaking the suspension on at least 2 dozen cars and refusing to pay repair costs, for which she has been jailed several times in a supermax prison (not supermax in terms of security but in terms cell size to accommodate the foot wide cascade of fatty flabs dangling from her 4' wide chest. When walking along public roads and across bridges she must attach an 'oversize' numberplate and a police escort will accompany her as she is a hazard to public safety. She is a nasty brat an screams like a banshee Karen at every opportunity to defend the trouble her entitled bratty kids get in when they misbehave (the only thing they know how to do). Everyone passing this oversize whore/hoar is repelled not only by the nauseating stench of rotting flesh but also of the sewerage she bathes in and the overmatured stilton cheese she greases her hair with.
When a Carlene Fleming was hired at my elementary school, we all skipped class and freaked out. The Carlene Flemong caused the largest incident of mass hysteria ever recorded.
by Cudbcnfcncjc August 23, 2019
Get the Carlene Fleming mug.1.) I can't stand Mike, he's always flexin his muscles.
2.) Jacob: I got a whip on 24's.
Tina: For real?
Jacob's friend: That dude flexin'. He has a used Geo.
2.) Jacob: I got a whip on 24's.
Tina: For real?
Jacob's friend: That dude flexin'. He has a used Geo.
by Sweetness7 August 26, 2009
Get the Flexin' mug.by ipr0 June 16, 2009
Get the flexing mug.When a guy is wearing a condom and pulls out, right before he gets off, takes off the condom and ejaculates on a woman's stomach.
by mondaymorning January 22, 2010
Get the Fleming mug.Only 6 people in Britain exist with this name. It is the combination of 'Ellis' and 'Fleming', created in the union of Michael Fleming and Suzan Ellis in the year 1999. And its fookin awesome. You should be proud to hold this name, and see it as your duty to spawn its future in marital ceremonies and dirty romps in the bedroom.
"My name is Jon Ellis-Fleming"
"I banged an Ellis-Fleming last night, and it was good!"
"Yeah I hear the eldest of the sons is a sex god (see: Jon)"
"Theres a little Ellis-Fleming on the way!"
"I banged an Ellis-Fleming last night, and it was good!"
"Yeah I hear the eldest of the sons is a sex god (see: Jon)"
"Theres a little Ellis-Fleming on the way!"
by Jon0774 May 19, 2009
Get the Ellis-Fleming mug.Driving a lifted GMC Denali outfitted with the latest offroad accessories. Thus, exhibiting an aptitude for spending money, by modifying the most luxurious truck offered by General Motors.
Man! I had to take my Dodge back to the house when he came through Denali Flexin in that new GMC.
She didn't even wait for the step to swing down jumping out of that Ford when she saw me and my boy Justin Denali Flexin from across the parking lot.
She didn't even wait for the step to swing down jumping out of that Ford when she saw me and my boy Justin Denali Flexin from across the parking lot.
by gimpchicken March 3, 2016
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