Flappy mingo

A penis in its limp state, but still when masturbating.

“I love flappy mingoes. They’re so limp and flaccid.”

by idontknowwhatthef^ckimdoing January 5, 2018

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

Flappy rage

The undeniable control of playing flappy bird too much and getting very upset that your bad at the game thus making you want to throw your phone or tablet.

John was playing flappy bird this to find out that he's no good at the game and threw phone at the wall due to flappy rage.

by MVP 2015 January 29, 2014

flappy monster

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.

I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

Flappy flange

A vagina with a large labia that hangs down like flaps. Also know as beef curtains.

Yo Karen, can I fuck that flappy flange of yours.

by CdotBigz November 5, 2018

flappy slap

flappy slapping, flappy slapper

The act of physically slapping/assaulting any person found to be playing the game "Flappy Birds" on their mobile device.
Variant of Happy Slap

"She was playing that fucking game again, so I flappy slapped her right in the flaps"

by Pejorist February 1, 2014

Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014