flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

1. John called in sick to work again today. He's such a flake.

2. Mary said she would do the research for our project, but it's been a week and she hasn't done a thing. She's such a flake.

by Gargouille June 4, 2005

Craigslist Flake

a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

Flaking out

The act of blowing off a friend or acquaintance, When someone creates a believable scenario of intentions to meet up and fails to, or purposely declines to show up, Standing someone up, or the means of severing a social connection like a friendship.

Person1: gee, hav'nt heard from dexter in like two weeks... think he's dead?
Person2: Not sure, he always flakes out on you unless you agree to meet up on his terms.

Person1: hey man, wanna go get schwasted tonight?
Person2: yeah, I was supposed to meet up with that creepy guy later, but i'll just be flaking out on him, now won't I?

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

Flayer

An name or title gave to someone for the act of flaying.(Skinning)

Mostly in mid-evil times or video games.

1. Noob was slain by Flayer.
2. Noob was slain by Jim the Flayer.

by Demsac69 October 29, 2008

booty flake

The flakes of shit left in the ass of one who didn't wipe well enough.

I was eating this girls ass the other day and a booty flake got stuck in my teeth

by booty flake January 12, 2015

anal flake

small skin pieces that fall from the anal cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist

Dude, have you seen Sally?
Not but we can follow the trail of anal flakes till we stumble up on her ass.

by drpoonandtheteenangels April 20, 2009

Flakron

An amazing Albanian Warrior, one that will never give up. Although he's spectacular, he's mostly shy around groups of people, but not with singles. Don't mess with him because he will kick your butt! Even if he doesn't look like he can. Right now he's acting like a regular teen that goes to school but secretly he's learning to fight for the next Albanian war. This way he's hiding his true identity.

I got my butt kicked by Flakron because I thought he was weak.

by AlbanianFighter December 3, 2010