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Cajun Firecracker

The act of disemboweling a fish, rubbing its innards all over one's erect penis alongside copious amounts of chili paste and celery, and then giving a woman head while moaning in french.
Guy 1: "Man, I gave that girl one killer of a Cajun Firecracker last night!"
Guy 2: "That sounds nice and spicy, dude."
by RussianBias.exe January 28, 2018
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Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.
"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."
by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020
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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.
“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”
by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018
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Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.
Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?
by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020
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Chinese Firetruck

When somebody puts ice on his/her dick until it turns red and then someone gives that person a blowjob.
Jerry: Hey Lakeisha, get your ass in this bed and give me a Chinese Firetruck!!!
by DjAsianTech November 7, 2010
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Alaskan Firecracker

It is when you shit and ejaculate on a girl's vagina. You proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the cum and the shit in an explosion, like a firecracker.
For the 4th of July, I think I'm gonna give Shelly an Alaskan Firecracker.
by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011
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fredricksen

A baller on pro clubs has a big willy and likes men called Barry
Damn that guy is as gay as fredricksen
by Calum Barry is a goat May 7, 2020
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