reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 15, 2006

track and field

A sport wherein participants compete in running events (AKA races of varying length, or in field events, which usually involve trying to propel oneself higher or throw something farther than someone else.

Running events include long distance, middle distance, sprints, and hurdles. Field events usually include discus, shotput, pole vault, high jump, and long jump.

1)-"I'm totally going out for track and field this year."
-"You're going out for track? Why?"
-"'Cause that's where all the hot runners are."
-"Word."

by bluesmobile June 11, 2006

Field Op

A military training exercise that has a tendency to go horrible awry. It usually considered a very uncomfortable camping trip.

We went on a field op to learn how to operate in urban terrain.

by AAN2 April 29, 2010

Fiello

A cool ass Italian last name!Generally quite a random,cute,funny person.Many people with this last name love every flavor of jam,and love to run. And most importantly love CATS,and never quit telling you how much they love them.

Jerrome-''This chick tried to tell me how much she loves to run, but she got all wierd and shit and started telling me about how she wants to hug all of the cats in the world.''

Jamalle-''Oh don't worry, thats just one of them Fiello's.''

by Do0by_1121 January 4, 2012

noel fielding

GOD!!! most famous for playing vince noir in comedy series the mighty boosh. Unbeliavbly, crazily hot, funny and coool comedian

NOEL FIELDING is the sexxxxxxxxxxx

by bexx [fielding] April 25, 2006

Rice Field

a place where all the asian people hang

wanna come down to the rice field to pick up some cha siew bao?

by RICEBOY1989 October 21, 2010