Fester

Lingering around and doing absolutely nothing. Quite possibly staring at a blank tv while laying down with your wrists cuffed up.

Hey brother, what did you do while I was at the gym?

Festered

by Heufsch March 31, 2022

festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

An Uncle Fester

An irritating roommate that constantly makes life difficult.

I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.

Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.

by Glowspank December 19, 2016

pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters

by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022

fosters

fucking neeeeeeeectar lager, despite wot all these tools say...

im a tool; i dont like fosters...

by jimbo deeny August 1, 2004

fester snatch

synonym for a bald pussy

It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.

by mr. xxx November 12, 2006

Uncle Fester

The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."

by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008