FEFTAGOC

An acronym for "Fluid Expressed From The Anal Glands Of Chickens", normally fermented and drank as an alternative to beer. First used by bikesnobnyc.

I wasn't drinking MGD and was actually quaffing a fermented beverage my organic farming roommates and I "curate" from FEFTAGOC.

by abracaradbra April 14, 2011

fartacise

When you exercise and fart at the same time.
and/or
when the size of your booty determines the reverberating sound of your fart

My booty was so big I went to the gym and I fartacised
Wow, that's a really big fartacise!
When is the last time you fartacised?

by Concerto989 January 20, 2017

Fartanguaton

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Fartaliar

Someone who lies about their own flatulence particularly during holiday family gatherings.

Dad: "Who farted?!?!"
Lucas: "It wasn't me!"
Dad: "I know it was you, you little fartaliar!"

by Nelson Davidson November 25, 2018

Feitan

A sexy midget from the anime hunter x hunter

The only thing feitan torturing is this pussy

by Machi’s birth control November 30, 2020

feitansgirlcrush

feitansgirlcrush is the hottest mf alive i dont know if i wanna be her or be with him….

girl, hey have u heard about feitansgirlcrush??
girl n2, omg yes shes so hot i love him💙

by eli💙 July 7, 2021

fartascious

Facts and information that are part of the information overload of every day life.

"We are so deluged with fact, fiction and fartascious stuff that perhaps we really do need a new word or a new method of sorting all the junk out from the stuff that matters to us individually."

-- Hulitoons on Museum of Hoaxes forum comment post, June 18, 2009.

by PRwiz101 June 20, 2009