Fern Farndale-Brown

Used to describe an amazing person who is beautiful and funny

Man 1: "Hey see that girl over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a Fern Farndale-Brown"

by The man of the shadows October 26, 2012

Fern St. James

An excellent fern featured in John Mulaney's "New in Town" end credits.

Person: "Hey, have you seen the end credits for John Mulaney's 'New in Town'?"
Person 2: "No, I haven't, why?"
Person: "At the end credits, a fern is shown at the end, also known as 'Fern St. James".
Person2: "Sounds cool, can we watch tonight?"
Person: "Yeah."

by YoMa_ScreensLit October 6, 2020

where the red fern grows

Where a dog and a bitch die

I buried my dogs in where the red fern grows

by ImHell666 February 27, 2017

You Bet Your Fern

used in the book IT by Stephen King the kids use it in place of 'you bet your ass'

Person 1: So was that fun or what?
Person 2: You bet your fern it was.

by 'Salem November 11, 2009

fern shuffle

This is the way to walk amongst ferns in the forest as to not make any sound or rustling to alert anyone or anything that you are there. It is done by using the outside of your leg and ankle to push or “swish” the fern to the side while taking a step forward, alternating legs to keep yourself walking forward. This allows you to see and avoid twigs or other things under the fern which may cause a sound to be made.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend at the cabin so I did the fern shuffle all the way there.

by anonymous January 18, 2025

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Fern

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

by ^<^ December 5, 2018