Deep in the Feskew

The act of getting super drunk, and engaging in random shenanigans with your fellow drunkards...

"Dude, what happened last night? I woke up wearing scuba fins, and a mexican sombrero..."

"Haha yeah. You were pretty Deep in the Feskew..."

by Jordo31 November 10, 2012

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

felkered

the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.

God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.

by Big Sillly April 14, 2010

Spell Fecker

The frustrating inevitability that automated spell checkers will deviously change your text to something embarrassing and inappropriate

Wife - Darling , I know I'm being stubbornly but please just let me do this and dont insult me anymore...please..please
Husband - Okay donkey

Husband - Aaah! I typed Okey Dokey...stupid spell fecker

by GU248 May 20, 2021

Felker Special

When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.

1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!

2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?

3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"

Steve: "Then what happenned?"

Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"

by Marine Corporals BEST FRIEND March 23, 2009

Fike

The region of hair that can be found on the male's lower region, specifically on the tate, a.k.a the gooch, b.k.a the grundle. Also, "The Fike is the mowhawk of hair between your balls and your asshole!!!" -Judd Johnston 2001

"Holy shit, this humidity is making my fike clump together and it's rubbing up against my undergarments, thus creating superfluous friction in my pants and extreme discomfort."
"I need a fike trim"
"I'm getting my fike braided into corn rows"

by Honkalicious October 1, 2003

FECKED

Some unfortunate irish imigrant, who has had a tad to much guinness, bailey coffeys

Paddy was oficially fecked on tuesday after that heavy pot o gold session down the local tavern

by balls man November 24, 2007