Fortnight-Year

A period of time that spans 2 years.
To put this into perspective, a fortnight is a span of two weeks and this is just like that, but for years (not weeks).

It's been about a fortnight-year ago, since you broke up with me, do you want to make up now?
This guy has been cheating on his girlfriend for a fortnight-year, and it's only now that I've realized that fact.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Fortnight-Year

A span of time that's just like a fortnight, but in years and not weeks.

I've been trying to talk to you for a fortnight-year, and now I've got your attention.
This guy has spent a fortnight-year, cheating on his girlfriend, and not telling her anything about it.

by BM99 July 30, 2024

Fortnight

When a person with an actual life attempts to spell Fortnite. Do not ever research this forbidden demonic entity they name "Fortnite". Legend tells that upon laying eyes on such a foul beast, thy mind shall turn to liquid, and thy maidens shall forsake thy side.

Jim: Bob.. Bob, I searched up Fortnite

Bob: Oh dear lord...

Jim: What does this mean for me, Bob?

Bob: Thy name tarnished, thou shalt face punishment unto the final star diminishes of light.

Jim: nvm I searched Fortnight

Bob: Oh thank god

by wtf do I write in here bro August 4, 2024

fagknight

The gayest of all things in a social gathering with no sense of how foolish he makes himself appear to be cuz when you talk to him directly you know and the people you talk to recall how stupid you were for the reason being well I mean a lot of the time you’ll go into dumb catatonic shock and become incomprehensible and well remember you as the guy who

Hey it’s that fagknight right there let’s kick his ass

by Wolf murder March 19, 2024

fagknight

Full non stop incomprehensible mister not able to process critical thinking clearly and instead of stuttering and going silent after he stuttered just once and went silence he instead broadcasts into the world most likely 9 ppl sometimes more but the worst thing is what call it what you want but when a motherfucker isn’t able to say another comprehensible word and in stead keeps going and does’nt realize what an idiot maybe others like him act but realize I used to bag on ppl that only hung out with me for my popularity in school and used not really like treating them like normal ppl instead I wonder if there’s ppl out there in the 🌎 that 🩴 🩴 🛹 flop over there words and instead just broadcast to the entire world how much of a dumbass I am that’s why you should elect the word fagknight

stealing at the mall and tells everybody at school I’m a dumbass and i suck suck dick this and that well that’s alright good thing I haven t friends in pacific and dismissed him so cooly making him to walk my bike up to Lakeland hills where we both live. Then me having to meet him to his luxurious town house to pick up my bicycle. Too many fagknights are the people that you should’ve hung out with rather then the literate and sane that can write a page long monologue of why the nerds in was saying this to said person decides to knock me down for one reason or another instead of stepping in and maybe brushing the assailant off I being a little alarmed since I am cowering on the ground since he’s holding his leg out at me so I’m unable to stand up and fight him properly I decided to walk away you just think by the word pussy and maybe decide to swing at your presence hard enough at you so maybe you’ll go unconscious but how far are you thinking all the bullies in your life aren’t on your side or whatever but how long till you just don’t care if you get a murder charge because I thinks that don’t you don’t destroy the threat or think this fagknights on my side or not I will make sure for the exact moment if he was being a threat or even talking like was I would decide whether or not where he was a fagknight and I wasnt.

by Wolf murder March 20, 2024

fagknight

I swear I tried defining this twice

You fagknights suck hardcore cocks and gobble testicle sacks and then kiss your wife on the lips because you want her to know you are a fagknight who doesn’t accept my definitions on urban dictionary

by Wolf murder March 20, 2024

Fortnight

Congrats you either spelt a game name wrong or are a major swifty, if neither, use a normal dictionary

Guy 1: You this dude spelt Fortnite Wrong!
Guy 2: Really how did he spell it?
Guy 1: He said Fortnight instead of Fortnite
Guy 2: if we’re speaking then how do you know he made the spelling error?
Guy 1: Idk
Guy 2: Did you just abbreviate I don’t know outside of text?
Guy 1: probs
Guy 2: I dunno why we’re still friends

by Tdnnu February 23, 2025