The San Andreas Fault 

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

The San Andreas Fault by Jon March 15, 2005

it’s my fault 

You are making it seem like you think it’s your fault, but really it’s their’s.

I’m sorry, it’s my fault I’m super confused.

it’s my fault by PlushGiraffe May 5, 2018

No Fault Divorce

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.

The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.

No Fault Divorce by stepfather who escaped hell July 22, 2009

de/fault 

These pronouns are used by people who have a furry inflation fetish. These people won’t be very open about this, but get to know them and they will open up

De has de/fault in faults bio, send fault some furry inflation!

de/fault by dsqd February 21, 2021

De/fault 

Default settings/ straight person

If you see this in a persons bio it means they are straight

“I am straight so am De/fault settings”

De/fault by Default Settings for life1 February 19, 2021

The Fault In Our Stars 

A poorly written book with a touching story. It's just a shame, since John Green himself is an admirable man, and the overall plot of the book was alright. He could have done better.
The dialogue is completely awful. The characters are unrealistic and boring, and some parts of the story I find quite inappropriate (the kiss in the museum, the fact that Hazel's mother let Augustus and her venture to a strange author's house by themselves, the fact that Van Houton led a terminally ill girl and a terminally ill boy all the way to Amsterdam, etc).

The ending was unoriginal, abrupt and somewhat unsatisfying to me. It was not an engaging book for me, and was a total and utter disappointment. The hype is undeserved.
(I do not have ANYTHING against people fighting or who have fought cancer, though, please let me make that clear. I have had people in my own family of whom had fought cancer. Believe me, I understand the matter of it. I just personally found the book disappointing.)

Person 1: "Hey, did you read The Fault In Our Stars!????"
Person 2: "Yes, I did."
Person 1: "ITS FUCKING AMAZING, RIGHT!??"
Person 2: "Read Lord Of The Rings and talk to me again later."

The Fault In Our Stars by bookhorder July 19, 2014

Travis Fault 

Whenever it’s really your fault but you would rather blame someone else.

If you don’t know who to blame - blame Travis

World War II - It’s Travis fault

Obamacare - Travis Fault

Chernobyl - Fuckin Travis’ fault

Travis Fault by Daddyehm69 June 18, 2019