fwasted

Fucking wasted. When you're beyond drunk.

I am so fwasted right now.

by G-Fresh March 19, 2005

Who farted?

A question that you ask when someone has said something incredibly rude, stupid, offensive, or otherwise awkward and antisocial.

Guy 1: Like, as far as I'm concerned, those people deserved to be bombed ....
Others: What???
Guy 2: Who farted?

by ring-tailed roarer April 3, 2011

fastest mario

Title for someone who can speed-run " Mario 64" the fastest among your peers.

Isn't it kino that he was the fastest mario all along

by CDmechanoid November 14, 2021

Fisted

A male or female getting a fist shoved up there ass till they cry getting fisted feels good actually

She got fisted so good she cummed

by Itchybuttholefucked February 11, 2019

fasten

to put a thing on a thing and use another thing to keep the thing on the thing

fasten your seatbelts

by Svendesen Alaskamericasmaximas June 19, 2016

Fasterun

To be "faster than".
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.

"Bloody camels, a fish could walk fasterun you"

by 8 stair July 26, 2004

Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

by iamtheelk August 3, 2011