Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

Fapless February

A way for someone to redeem themselves if they didn't make it through No Fap November.

A chance to go through the "hell" month again with 2 less days.

Self pleasure is prohibited but sexual intercourse is fine since we don't want to cockblock anyone

Guy 1: Man I can't believe you gave up No Fap November during the last week
Guy 2: Ah who cares I'll just have to redeem myself during Fapless February

by PwussyBusta November 2, 2017

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

fapplet

The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.

Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"

by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014

faplet

A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.

Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

Anonymous Fapper

A random loser from Fap-nation who mostly spew half-assed reviews, calling out developers and creators for milking out their patrons' money (even if they're not even spending a single dime), and also insulting their fellow Anonymous Fappers for not having a girlfriend even though they don't have one themselves.

Oh look, another Anonymous Fapper posts another roast to his fellows. He should go outside and touch grass, don't you think?

by Darth Xenon July 11, 2022